10 Times Rahul Gandhi Should Have Avoided Opening his Mouth

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Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? 10 of Rahul Gandhi’s Biggest Brain Farts
Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? 10 of Rahul Gandhi’s Biggest Brain Farts

You can love him or hate him. You can mock him and make fun of him. There is one thing you simply cannot deny. Rahul Gandhi is an awesome entertainer. We have tried compiling most funniest  statements as it’s important to know our Prime Minister in waiting (If congress ever gets back the credibility they lost due to these comedy lines + blunders).

Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? 10 of Rahul Gandhi’s Biggest Brain Farts
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1. On the 26/11 Mumbai attacks:

The 26/11 Mumbai attacks were one of the worst terror attacks that India faced, if not the worst. Many were killed and at such a crucial time, it was expected that one of the most important leader (by dynasty) of the ruling party in the center would act and speak sensibly. But here is what he said:

“We will stop 99 per cent of the attacks. But one per cent of attacks might get through and that is what I am saying.”

2. Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? 

Once Rahul Gandhi was speaking on the milk revolution in Gujarat. He was speaking about Amul and how it gets it’s milk. Here’s what he ended up saying:

“Gujarat Ko Agar Kisine Khada Kiya Hai, Gujarat Ko Amul (the milk  brand) Kisne Diya Hai, Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? Toh Iss Tadaf  Dekhiye, In Mahilao Ne Diya Hai. Gujarat Ki Mahilao Ne Doodh Diya Hai.  (who has given the milk brand Amul to Gujarat? Who has given milk to Gujarat? Look over here, our women are the source of milk in Gujarat. These women have given milk).

3. On the drug problem in Punjab

Punjab has been facing a crisis that is not that well known to the rest of the nation. The youth are hooked on to drugs. Rahul Gandhi tried to highlight this problem but he forgot what to say. Here’s what he actually said:

 “10 out of 7 youths in Punjab are hooked on to drugs.”

4. He compared India with Saudi Arabia

India  is a growing nation and it has lot to do with the young population of India. Rahul Gandhi tried putting this into words. And here’s the best he could do.

“India is the Saudi Arabia of 21st century. ”

Not in anyway Saudi Arabia is comparable to India. It is not a democracy. It did not grow because of government efficiency or the country’s population’s contribution. It grew fast because it was sitting on top of tons of oil. Also Read: Best Rahul Gandhi Jokes, Trolls, Memes That Made Us Laugh In 2018

5. Cursing poor women’s children with CANCER 

Rahul Gandhi must proof read his speech 10 times before he actually delivers it! Otherwise the result will be hazardous like this!

Dawaiyon K Daam Badha Diye Gaye Hain. Pehle 1,000 Mein Milti Thi. Ab 1 lakh Mein Milengi. Par Isse Ameer Logo Ko Nuksaan Nahi Hoga. Nuksaan Gareeb Logo Ko Hoga. Gareeb Janta Maregi. Yahan Yeh Humari Behne Baithi  Hain, Inke Baccho Ko Cancer Hoga, Toh Inke Bacche Marenge (cost of  medicines have now been increased. Earlier, say, a medicine cost 1,000. Now it will cost 1 lakh. This won’t affect the rich people. This will  affect our poor people. They will die. Our sisters sitting over here, their kids will die).

6. On being officially appointed as the party’s No. 2

Well, this statement will make you laugh out loud, we promise. Thank us later!

“It (Congress) is a funny party. It is the largest political  organization in the world but perhaps does not have a single rule or  regulation. We create new rules every two minutes and then dump them.  Nobody knows the rules in the party” (after being elevated to the  Congress Vice-President’s post)

7. In a Congress Workshop on Social Media

Well, we don’t know what he was thinking when he made this statement. So, we are sharing this with you to think! What he said:

“If India is a computer, then Congress is its default program.”

8. He was proved intelligent once again when he tried explaining how large Gujarat is.

Here’s one of those stupid things he said while we was in a in an Ahmedabad Congress Meet.

“In fact, India is you know, bigger than Europe and the United States put together.”

9. About Dalit upliftment:

When he was asked about the upliftment of the dalits of India, He gave a trademark style metaphorical confused reply:

“Dalit community needs the escape velocity of Jupiter to achieve success…”

10. About Rani Laxmi Bai:

When asked about Rani Laxmi Bai, here’s what he replied:

“Rani ki Jhansi. She is a hero.” (Rani’s Jhansi, she is a hero).

It’s not Rani ki Jhansi, it’s Jhansi ki Rani.

“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” — Mark Twain

But with the little left hope Rahul Gandhi listens to Mark.

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